you are one of the biggest bands of this era (and also my favorite band of all time). you have the power where you can do anything you want. why don't you figure out a way to go around ticketbastard to sell tickets to your FANS and not ticket brokers who are selling at prices like these:
the above aren't even the most astronomical but those are pretty average. i am unbearably sad that you will be playing in my town and i (likely) will not be able to go.