i just watched vanilla sky with my friend mike and strangely it made me feel better than earlier. it was a completely surreal movie and my night ended on a completely surreal note. mike told me he was trying to convince his friends at the tattoo shop to "tattoo [his] weiner". i asked him what he'd get on said body part and he answered, "flames! so when i'm hitting on a girl i could say, 'gee. it's getting hot.' and it would be an inside joke." yep, he said that word for word.