"but there's no one here, so i'll beat myself up...yeah."
reason #1591670 i need to get the pluck out of this house: my mom got mad at me and called me childish because i refused to buy ground meat for her. i said i'd get everything else, but that she should go pick that up. then she jabbered on about principles and said, "it's my principle to NOT buy red meat!" and she stormed downstairs! ohmygodststhatshitrightnow!